More Teacher Misery by Jane Morris

Author:Jane Morris
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Jane Morris
Published: 2018-11-25T19:06:34+00:00

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“ESKETIT” AND OTHER HIP WORDS

“Smoke quarter pound to the face, esketit,

Everything that you done did, I done did it.”

-Lil Pump, one of the greatest musical geniuses of our time

Wanna be hip despite being over the age of 25? Throw a few of these vocabulary words into your next class discussion!

Bad- (adj) powerfully attractive or seductive

Example: They told him that on the morrow many princes and knights were going to the King’s Court, there to joust and tourney for the love of his daughter, the Princess who was remarkably bad. (Adapted from Pericles by Edith Nesbit)

Baddie- (n) an irresistibly attractive woman

Example: The fair Ophelia! Baddie, in thy orisons be all my sins remember’d. (Adapted from Hamlet by William Shakespeare)

See also bad bitch

Big doink- (n) Cigar with tobacco removed and replaced with large quantities of marijuana

Example: “Yes dear, I’ll be coming in,” Leonce answered, with a glance following a misty puff of smoke. “Just as soon as I have finished this big doink.” (Adapted from The Awakening by Kate Chopin)

See also blunt

Crank- (n) a female with an undiscriminating or unselective approach to choosing sexual mates

Example: Moll Flanders was born in Newgate, and during a life of continu’d variety for threescore years, besides her childhood, was twelve year a crank, five times a wife, eight year a transported felon in Virginia, at last grew rich, liv’d honest, and died a penitent. (Adapted from Moll Flanders by Daniel Defoe, 1722)

See also fuck boy/boi

Dank (adj/n)- very potent strains of marijuana; splendid

Example: Is this a pipe full of dank which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? (Adapted from Macbeth by William Shakespeare)

Deadass- (adj) in a sincere manner, serious

Example: My dear aunt, this is deadass indeed. You need not be under any alarm. I will take care of myself, and of Mr. Wickham too. (Adapted from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen)

Esketit- rap musician Lil Pump’s made up version of the words “let’s get it!” Used in place of those words or just shouted out at random intervals to alert passersby of your hipness

Example: This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West! Esketit! (Adapted from Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Extra- (adj) behavior that is exceeding what is usual, proper, necessary, or normal

Example: “Maman, it’s you who are being extra now, not I,” Lise’s voice carolled through a tiny crack of the door at the side. (Adapted from The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky)

Fire- (n) very good of its kind, first-class, excellent

Example: The surgeon examined her pulse, and her wound, on which green leaves were laid and declared, “Who gave you this healing herb? It is fire!” (Adapted from Uarda by Georg Ebers)

Flame- (v) to express a strongly held opinion about someone; to insult

Example: How are we to discover the ringleaders of those who flamed me yesterday in the Circus, and of those among the youths in the stadium who have dared to express their vile disapproval by whistling

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